Bertnot, 58

unexpected exposition!!! "what! you can't put that here! if you put that dialogue here no one know what to think! i can't believe that as an infuriatingly logical, honest, no-holds-barred lover of truth, inner beauty, and good food that my sense of humor when with good-natured people would be so tested! you and i know we're both 'too smart for our own good'- but, i'm single-mindedly passionate when it comes to love. i have patiently waited for it, and never betrayed anyone- even if i knew it wasn't working! waaah! i'm very creative, good with my hands- from creating art, electronics, to massage and... other things." (clampy clamp sound effect) i write software and fiction (though nothing paid yet). i can paint, airbrush, 3d model, ect. so! what do you say! i'll treat you well, i'm looking for an 'equal partner'"

yeah.

(i'm new- i'll have to finish this later)