Genericnpc, 39

Wanted: Side Kick / Minion / BFF(s) About MeI'm a longtime anti-villain with a heart of gold-plated kryptonite looking for a twenty-something female (preferably humanoid) to fill the role of Side Kick, Minion and/or BFF. My current collection of ‘partners-in-crime’ are all uniformly and depressingly male which I, as a fervent believer of equal opportunity employment, refuse to stand for.I’m a Flash Gordon-esque gentleman villain with a penchant for super science, beam weapons and overly elaborate death traps. I’m ‘in it’, so to speak, for the thrill of the game, not the eventual subjugation of the multiverse...that’s just a hell of a bonus.In my off-time I’m absolutely enamored with video games, any kind of cooking (though mostly sweets) and photography. You'll find quite a bit more information on my okCupid profile (Generic_NPC). That's filled near to bursting with 'icebreakers'.My 'Match'Anyone with nerd, geek or artistic cred will be sent to the front of the queue though none of those are absolutely necessary for these positions. You'll have to keep and open mind and be willing to discuss differences of opinion rather than simply stating that you're right and everyone else is wrong. Whovians and Firefly flans will be given preferential treatment.Casual --- is thoroughly unnecessary for this position and generally discouraged as I'm mostly looking for a meaningful relationship. As such, long-term dating opportunities may present themselves if both parties agree that we're 'into' each other. Please bear in mind that I’m also looking for ‘regular’ BFFs as well, though, not just the type I’d like to romance from our hover-castle floating above the unwashed heathens.Payment will consist of testing baked goods, hugs and a life-long friendship hopefully full of warm, fuzzy feelings and an even split of planet Earth. Please note that nothing in the following 'About My Match' section is a 'deal breaker'. Daleks need not apply.